My brother is watching Law & Order and just asked if Ice-T legally changed his name to Ice-T.
Tidus’ exaggerated and prolonged gesture of enthusiasm after being asked to repeat his blitzball move
cognizes replied to your post:please tell me i’m not the only one who keeps coming up with ideas for more fics in the pale fire verse (i figure if there is anyone else who keeps having to be like “no you should do homework, not write continuations of a group fic thing come on seriously” it might be you)liz PLS
LOOK I CAN’T HELP IT IF SOMETIMES KANAYA MARYAM STRAIGHTENS KARKAT VANTAS’ COLLAR WHILE HE BATS AT HER HANDS HALF-JOKINGLY AND THEN LEANS DOWN AND SMOOCHES HIM RIGHT ON HIS PRETTY MOUTH, OK
(and then he has to fix her lipstick for her but it’s ok)
(he’s used to it)
Look, here is the private epilogue I had to make up for myself to keep myself from weeping endless tender tears over Pale Fire:
They stay on the run for like twenty years until Karkat is a dashing older gentleman with gray temples and a cane that turns into a scythe and then Kanaya is like Oh For Fuck’s Sake and turns him and he’s like ‘WOW MY KNEES FEEL GREAT NOW’ and she’s like ‘Damn Straight’ and then like three hundred years after THAT they stumble across war-torn hardboiled generalissimo rebel princess Feferi and she’s like )(oly s)(ip )(ow are you two still alive? and then they go have an awesome rebellion and overthrow the Condesce and Feferi and Kanaya make out a lot.
And they all live forever ever after.
I love Pale Fire so much, and I need this on my blog!
April solicit and cover for Wonder Woman
Hmm, looks like Wonder Woman is serving up the bullets this time.
WONDER WOMAN #8
Written by BRIAN AZZARELLO and CLIFF CHIANG
Art and cover by CLIFF CHIANG
1:25 B&W Variant cover by CLIFF CHIANG
On sale APRIL 18 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
To march on Hell itself, you’re going to need some sensational weapons – and Wonder Woman intends to call in a few family favors to get them! Armor of Hephaestus? Check. The pistols of Eros? Check! But will any of it be enough to wrest an innocent soul from the grasp of Hades? And what does Hermes know that Diana doesn’t…yet?